he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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