Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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