Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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