No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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