There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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