dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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