So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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