jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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