yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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