I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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