I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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