How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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