Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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