Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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