Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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