She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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