ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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