Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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