Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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