adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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