I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
