I wish I could punch you in the face.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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