They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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