I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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