did you get engaged???
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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