so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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