in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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