it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
