you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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