Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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