oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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