I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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