I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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