he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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