i barfeds in our rink
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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