She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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