haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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