We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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