just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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