Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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