.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish i was in the wii world.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The uberlube is also flammable
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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