I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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