I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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