Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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