ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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