rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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