Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
