Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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