So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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