i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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