Porn is love you can see.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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