I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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