is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
