Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
