So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
